✦ Privacy Advocates
✦ AI Researchers
✦ Open Source Community
✦ Self-Hosters
✦ Productivity Hackers
✦ Modular Architects
✦ Local-First Devs
✦ Autonomous Agents
✦ Sovereign Individuals
✦ Interoperability Purists
✦ Digital Humanists
✦ Permacomputing Enthusiasts
✦ Encryption Evangelists
✦ Full-Stack Generalists
✦ Functional Purists
✦ Distributed Systems Engineers
✦ Protocol Designers
✦ Model Optimizers
✦ Prompt Engineers
✦ Synthetic Data Scientists
✦ Algorithmic Auditors
✦ AI Ethicists
✦ Hardware Hackers
✦ Cyber-Pluralists
✦ The Homelab Crowd
✦ Data Minimalists
✦ Web3 Critics
✦ Seriously, why are you still here
✦ scrolling through all these words
✦ don't you have anything better to do with your day?
✦ Go build something cool with MoLOS
✦ or at least star the repo on GitHub
✦ your support means a lot!
✦ now stop wasting time
✦ no, seriously, go do something else
✦ like take a walk
✦ read a book
✦ learn a new skill
✦ call a friend
✦ watch a movie
✦ or just relax
✦ but please, stop scrolling
✦ ok, you are still here?
✦ Nice, here is the complete Shrek 1 script
✦ Once upon a time there was a lovely
✦ princess. But she had an enchantment
✦ upon her of a fearful sort which could
✦ only be broken by love's first kiss.
✦ She was locked away in a castle guarded
✦ by a terrible fire-breathing dragon.
✦ Many brave knights had attempted to
✦ free her from this dreadful prison,
✦ but non prevailed. She waited in the
✦ dragon's keep in the highest room of
✦ the tallest tower for her true love
✦ and true love's first kiss. (laughs)
✦ Like that's ever gonna happen. What
✦ a load of - (toilet flush)
✦ Allstar - by Smashmouth begins to play. Shrek goes about his
✦ day. While in a nearby town, the villagers get together to go
✦ after the ogre.
✦ NIGHT - NEAR SHREK'S HOME
✦ MAN1
✦ Think it's in there?
✦ MAN2
✦ All right. Let's get it!
✦ MAN1
✦ Whoa. Hold on. Do you know what that
✦ thing can do to you?
✦ MAN3
✦ Yeah, it'll grind your bones for it's
✦ bread.
✦ Shrek sneaks up behind them and laughs.
✦ SHREK
✦ Yes, well, actually, that would be a
✦ giant. Now, ogres, oh they're much worse.
✦ They'll make a suit from your freshly
✦ peeled skin.
✦ MEN
✦ No!
✦ SHREK
✦ They'll shave your liver. Squeeze the
✦ jelly from your eyes! Actually, it's
✦ quite good on toast.
✦ MAN1
✦ Back! Back, beast! Back! I warn ya!
✦ (waves the torch at Shrek.)
✦ Shrek calmly licks his fingers and extinguishes the torch. The
✦ men shrink back away from him. Shrek roars very loudly and long
✦ and his breath extinguishes all the remaining torches until the
✦ men are in the dark.
✦ SHREK
✦ This is the part where you run away.
✦ Privacy Advocates
✦ AI Researchers
✦ Open Source Community
✦ Self-Hosters
✦ Productivity Hackers
✦ Modular Architects
✦ Local-First Devs
✦ Autonomous Agents
✦ Sovereign Individuals
✦ Interoperability Purists
✦ Digital Humanists
✦ Permacomputing Enthusiasts
✦ Encryption Evangelists
✦ Full-Stack Generalists
✦ Functional Purists
✦ Distributed Systems Engineers
✦ Protocol Designers
✦ Model Optimizers
✦ Prompt Engineers
✦ Synthetic Data Scientists
✦ Algorithmic Auditors
✦ AI Ethicists
✦ Hardware Hackers
✦ Cyber-Pluralists
✦ The Homelab Crowd
✦ Data Minimalists
✦ Web3 Critics
✦ Seriously, why are you still here
✦ scrolling through all these words
✦ don't you have anything better to do with your day?
✦ Go build something cool with MoLOS
✦ or at least star the repo on GitHub
✦ your support means a lot!
✦ now stop wasting time
✦ no, seriously, go do something else
✦ like take a walk
✦ read a book
✦ learn a new skill
✦ call a friend
✦ watch a movie
✦ or just relax
✦ but please, stop scrolling
✦ ok, you are still here?
✦ Nice, here is the complete Shrek 1 script
✦ Once upon a time there was a lovely
✦ princess. But she had an enchantment
✦ upon her of a fearful sort which could
✦ only be broken by love's first kiss.
✦ She was locked away in a castle guarded
✦ by a terrible fire-breathing dragon.
✦ Many brave knights had attempted to
✦ free her from this dreadful prison,
✦ but non prevailed. She waited in the
✦ dragon's keep in the highest room of
✦ the tallest tower for her true love
✦ and true love's first kiss. (laughs)
✦ Like that's ever gonna happen. What
✦ a load of - (toilet flush)
✦ Allstar - by Smashmouth begins to play. Shrek goes about his
✦ day. While in a nearby town, the villagers get together to go
✦ after the ogre.
✦ NIGHT - NEAR SHREK'S HOME
✦ MAN1
✦ Think it's in there?
✦ MAN2
✦ All right. Let's get it!
✦ MAN1
✦ Whoa. Hold on. Do you know what that
✦ thing can do to you?
✦ MAN3
✦ Yeah, it'll grind your bones for it's
✦ bread.
✦ Shrek sneaks up behind them and laughs.
✦ SHREK
✦ Yes, well, actually, that would be a
✦ giant. Now, ogres, oh they're much worse.
✦ They'll make a suit from your freshly
✦ peeled skin.
✦ MEN
✦ No!
✦ SHREK
✦ They'll shave your liver. Squeeze the
✦ jelly from your eyes! Actually, it's
✦ quite good on toast.
✦ MAN1
✦ Back! Back, beast! Back! I warn ya!
✦ (waves the torch at Shrek.)
✦ Shrek calmly licks his fingers and extinguishes the torch. The
✦ men shrink back away from him. Shrek roars very loudly and long
✦ and his breath extinguishes all the remaining torches until the
✦ men are in the dark.
✦ SHREK
✦ This is the part where you run away.
✦ Privacy Advocates
✦ AI Researchers
✦ Open Source Community
✦ Self-Hosters
✦ Productivity Hackers
✦ Modular Architects
✦ Local-First Devs
✦ Autonomous Agents
✦ Sovereign Individuals
✦ Interoperability Purists
✦ Digital Humanists
✦ Permacomputing Enthusiasts
✦ Encryption Evangelists
✦ Full-Stack Generalists
✦ Functional Purists
✦ Distributed Systems Engineers
✦ Protocol Designers
✦ Model Optimizers
✦ Prompt Engineers
✦ Synthetic Data Scientists
✦ Algorithmic Auditors
✦ AI Ethicists
✦ Hardware Hackers
✦ Cyber-Pluralists
✦ The Homelab Crowd
✦ Data Minimalists
✦ Web3 Critics
✦ Seriously, why are you still here
✦ scrolling through all these words
✦ don't you have anything better to do with your day?
✦ Go build something cool with MoLOS
✦ or at least star the repo on GitHub
✦ your support means a lot!
✦ now stop wasting time
✦ no, seriously, go do something else
✦ like take a walk
✦ read a book
✦ learn a new skill
✦ call a friend
✦ watch a movie
✦ or just relax
✦ but please, stop scrolling
✦ ok, you are still here?
✦ Nice, here is the complete Shrek 1 script
✦ Once upon a time there was a lovely
✦ princess. But she had an enchantment
✦ upon her of a fearful sort which could
✦ only be broken by love's first kiss.
✦ She was locked away in a castle guarded
✦ by a terrible fire-breathing dragon.
✦ Many brave knights had attempted to
✦ free her from this dreadful prison,
✦ but non prevailed. She waited in the
✦ dragon's keep in the highest room of
✦ the tallest tower for her true love
✦ and true love's first kiss. (laughs)
✦ Like that's ever gonna happen. What
✦ a load of - (toilet flush)
✦ Allstar - by Smashmouth begins to play. Shrek goes about his
✦ day. While in a nearby town, the villagers get together to go
✦ after the ogre.
✦ NIGHT - NEAR SHREK'S HOME
✦ MAN1
✦ Think it's in there?
✦ MAN2
✦ All right. Let's get it!
✦ MAN1
✦ Whoa. Hold on. Do you know what that
✦ thing can do to you?
✦ MAN3
✦ Yeah, it'll grind your bones for it's
✦ bread.
✦ Shrek sneaks up behind them and laughs.
✦ SHREK
✦ Yes, well, actually, that would be a
✦ giant. Now, ogres, oh they're much worse.
✦ They'll make a suit from your freshly
✦ peeled skin.
✦ MEN
✦ No!
✦ SHREK
✦ They'll shave your liver. Squeeze the
✦ jelly from your eyes! Actually, it's
✦ quite good on toast.
✦ MAN1
✦ Back! Back, beast! Back! I warn ya!
✦ (waves the torch at Shrek.)
✦ Shrek calmly licks his fingers and extinguishes the torch. The
✦ men shrink back away from him. Shrek roars very loudly and long
✦ and his breath extinguishes all the remaining torches until the
✦ men are in the dark.
✦ SHREK
✦ This is the part where you run away.